'Start Diving Into These Beers' - Grey Zabel Had One Simple Plan After Getting Drafted By The Seahawks, His House Ran Out Of Beer 90 Minutes Later

I'm not going to sit here and break down the tape of a big man from North Dakota State, especially one that goes to Seattle. I will break down his comments though, because the man knows how to celebrate: 

It's more than just diving into beers though. The man has a 12 hour rule: 

Smart. 12 hours seems fair, not sure if that factors in sleep time or just being awake, but you get 12 hours to celebrate. Brutal if it doesn't include sleep time and you're starting the celebration at 11pm. That's simply far too late to start your night. But this, yeah, this looks like a group ready to dive directly into beers

Let me be more specific. This looks exactly like a household that runs out of beer 90 minutes in

It's honestly impressive. This feels like a family who would be prepared for such an occasion. You know they have a fridge in the garage that's strictly for beer, maybe some leftover meat. We all know exactly what I'm talking about here. You can picture the house with that fridge. You may get lucky and find a stray soda in there, which was most likely incorrectly placed there by someone visiting. Tough to run out of beer though. Someone's gotta load the car up, get down to whatever place is open in South Dakota and buy them out of beer for the night. 

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Respect the 12 hour rule though. That's how you know this is a great pick. Guy ha a plan. Celebrate, dive into beers, ask for more free beers and then wrap it all up to go to work.