White Sox Dave And Captain Cons Are Set To Square Off In A One Mile Race On Thursday

This clip was from November in which two guys with awful hair or lack thereof argued about who was balder and uglier. It divulged into two grown men screaming at each other arguing about who was faster. And wouldn't you know it. Cons was one of the ones that won the mini golf qualifiers in NYC to get a shot to come to Chicago for the real tourney this week. So we've set it up!

It'll be live on The Yak this Thursday.

Now, Captain Cons has run multiple marathons. He was a D1 Quarterback and he was a great athlete in his time. But that was a long time ago. Can he beat Dave on Thursday? We'll see soon enough.

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